National Sinkhole Awareness Day
March 26, 2008
I hereby declare Wednesday, March 26, 2008 to be National Sinkhole Awareness Day. (A privilege granted to me by the fact that March 26 is Make Your Own Holiday Day). On National Sinkhole Awareness Day, I ask you to take some time to think about the reality that there are sinkholes in this world (especially in Wyoming, Michigan), and they are dangerous. Do not remain ignorant to sinkholes!
There was a giant sinkhole in like, minestota or something. It was 15 feet wide and like 20 feet deep. It was on the news, we taped it for you.